Muffins.

When I see little doggies on the street, I give them names, and I call out to them as they pass me bye. I like to call all doggies by the name MUFFIN. Hello, Muffin. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Sometimes, the little doggies turn to look at me as they pass, because I think they know how much I would love them if I only had the extra cash.